Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Hello Mommy!

I know your out there...
Your the mom who gets up with a smile when her alarm goes off at 5:30 A. M
The Mom who gets ready and makes breakfast before waking up the kids.
Your never late for work and the kids are Always on time to school.
You get home after work, make dinner, help with homework, get the kitchen cleaned, work out, do a load of laundry, read a bedtime story, tuck the kids in and (depending on your status) have crazy sex with your Man before you fall asleep.
Grocery shopping
House cleaning
Paying Bills
House cleaning
play dates
soccer practice
Grocery Shopping
Take out the garbage

Then it happens.... Your on your way to church, running late as usual. the Ford escort cuts you off, he makes the light--You don't.
Angelina is in the back seat asking Ari why shes wearing her jeans AGAIN! An Argument ensues.. You try and mediate...but what you hear is "Shut the F*&# Up!"
Good Moms Gone Bad......
How Bad Are You?